It's getting hot in herr.

Now that Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize, I'm wondering who else may be considered? Perhaps Elmo from Sesame Street? He brings peace to millions by teaching kids the difference between right and left, up and down. Or maybe his pioneering grandfather, Grover, who taught my generation the same?

I'm in the camp that we as a human race are certainly quite pompous to think that WE caused global warming. Could we treat out planet better? Sure! Don't throw your shit on the ground. Are we the reason it's half a degree warmer this winter than last year? No.

I'm not purporting to KNOW the answers to life's most perplexing questions, but I'm sure not going to waste a million dollars making a crappy film about one of the most ludicrous possibilities.

Random Intros....

Holy crap... another blog.

Okay, I can do this. I am a superstar. I'm a hero. (Sings that 80's song featured in Boogie Nights...)

Have you ever had a hangnail so bad that you just bit it off? But then it bleeds incessantly? It didn't even seem quite worth all that effort to bite it off in the end, because it's ugly and annoying now.

That's sort of the way I think of life.
Sarah Silverman is super funny.
I like Sirius radio.
I hate trying to make sense of my self-pitying thoughts.
I like my family.
I hate being in pain.

And I prefer cucumbers to pickles.

I promise to think of something better soon to put here.